- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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