- Anti Joke

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can