press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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