- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A man made a sandwich.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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