A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A black man in a country bar.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A man made a sandwich.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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