What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Women.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What's up brah brah

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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