What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Butt Sex.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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