you just contradicted yourself.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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