- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Gay's rights

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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