GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Penis

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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