Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Yes.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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