What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Yes.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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nba live 13

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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