Wanna know something fishy? A fish

knock knock Come in!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Woman.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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