What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did the dog eat poop?

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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