What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Womens Rights.

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