What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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