- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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