What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Spread the net.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Chicken

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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