Busted? What the hell is going on?

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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dead battery come on down

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Jersey Shore

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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