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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

whats black? a black man

What is 9 + 10? 21

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

? I hate niiggers ?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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