- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pooped my pants

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Your time.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

you just contradicted yourself.

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