Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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