Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Wheelchair high jump

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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My tractor broke down.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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