Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

My tractor broke down.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

women's rights

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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