What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

knock knock Come in!!!

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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