What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why do you care?

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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woman's rights

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Women Driving.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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