3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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