I was born.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Tim and Eric

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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