why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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