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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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