- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

a potato flew around my room

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

i cant think of one.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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