- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so dont touch it.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

hipsters

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Deadly cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

why do you care?

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

my friend is gay hes gay

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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