An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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