Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why did the man die? because he died.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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9/11

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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