How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Yo momma is SO black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

2 women were sitting quietly.

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