what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Once upon a time, your face.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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wat?

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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