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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hi

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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