Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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lol

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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