Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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lol

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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