what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Hello penis

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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agp

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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