Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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ecks! why zee?

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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nba live 13

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Twenty-Four

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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