- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

whats purple and savage? Barney!

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

a ginger has a soul

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom