why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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