- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

I'm a raging homosexual.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why did I get raped

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Well educated black man.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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