Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

this is not a joke

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

rebecca is a hard worker

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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