My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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whats long and green? weed

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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