Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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? I hate niiggers ?

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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zebras

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Well educated black man.

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Pen15

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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