Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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THE GAME

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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