- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Gay's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

shauns beautiful

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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