Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Yes.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Twenty-Four

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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