Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Samantha

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

If life throws you melons... ouch

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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