What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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