Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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