what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Romans rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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