A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Tim and Eric

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Pen15

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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