- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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