What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Black History Month

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Tim and Eric

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Pen15

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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