What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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a ginger has a soul

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Shit!

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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I lost my tractor.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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