what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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