- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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