- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

knock, knock come in

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

my name is Jacob sartorious

american government

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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