Nicolas Cage

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Womens' Rights

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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