- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

my friend is gay hes gay

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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