Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Yes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Your social life

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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