If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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