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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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