A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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what time is it? 3:16

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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