Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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