- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Punch line.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

knock knock Come in!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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