What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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thermodynamics?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Womens rights

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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