What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

The WNBA.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Black History Month

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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