- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont