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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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