What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Welcome to die!

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Yo mamas so fat

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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