- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

? I hate niiggers ?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

I was born.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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