- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

good one jess !!

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

so dont touch it.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

hipsters

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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