- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

ass in my face ? no

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Wy did the chicken?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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